Thursday, May 31, 2012

Friday Flash - Like Totally

Like Totally
'So I said, with all due respect what do you know about it?  And he said, something 'bout his qualifications.  And I said, yeah I like totally get that.  But I like, know stuff first hand seeing that my Dad owns like this restaurant, stroke spa, stroke amusement arcade, worth like totally loads of money!  So like with all due respect, I think, I like totally know what I'm talking about.  I'm like totally into everything Chinese.   I eat Chinese every week.  I've like totally, watched Memoirs of a Geisha, like a hundred times.  Ouch that really hurt!'

'Sorry do you want me to ...'

'No it's nothing Alisha,it just burns like hell.  What was I saying?  Oh yeah, the sign.  So I said I got a real Chinese dude to draw the symbol for freedom out at the restaurant on my napkin.  And he was like, no really let me show you on the Internet.  And I said like, no 'cause...'

'You're done.'. He said putting the tattoo gun back in the tray.  He folded his floral and skulled pictured arms and held up a mirror.

'Er look Alisha, like, can I phone you back in a mo?  I just want to check out my new tat, aw it looks awesome, just like totally what the guy drew on the napkin.'


  1. wasn't sure where this was going, but then the tattoo thing was brilliant and really pulled me in. When celebrities get tatts done in foreign language, like Beckham and others, they normally get it wrong, which means that the dude who drew it out for them was having a laugh at their expense!

    marc nash

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  2. I get the feeling that her tattoo isn't going to say what she thinks it's going to say! Nice one!

  3. She's going to be, like, totally mortified when she finds out what the tattoo really says!

  4. I really, really hope her tattoo says something rude!