'So I said, with all due respect what do you know about it? And he said, something 'bout his qualifications. And I said, yeah I like totally get that. But I like, know stuff first hand seeing that my Dad owns like this restaurant, stroke spa, stroke amusement arcade, worth like totally loads of money! So like with all due respect, I think, I like totally know what I'm talking about. I'm like totally into everything Chinese. I eat Chinese every week. I've like totally, watched Memoirs of a Geisha, like a hundred times. Ouch that really hurt!'
'Sorry do you want me to ...'
'No it's nothing Alisha,it just burns like hell. What was I saying? Oh yeah, the sign. So I said I got a real Chinese dude to draw the symbol for freedom out at the restaurant on my napkin. And he was like, no really let me show you on the Internet. And I said like, no 'cause...'
'You're done.'. He said putting the tattoo gun back in the tray. He folded his floral and skulled pictured arms and held up a mirror.
'Er look Alisha, like, can I phone you back in a mo? I just want to check out my new tat, aw it looks awesome, just like totally what the guy drew on the napkin.'